S & Z

@whattheheckskies

S - Your cellphone ringtone 

lol

Z - A dream 

I had a dream once that I somehow knew a maid that worked in the White House. And then I got to sleep over at the White House because my maid friend worked there. Anyway so then we were all in our PJs and then we were hanging out with the Obamas. And then like they were having family time before the girls went to sleep and Barack was rapping. 

He was rapping. 

And I turned to my friend and was like lol whut 

and she was like Oh Barack raps at night

only at night tho, I still don’t know why. 

  1. whattheheckskies said: what if your phone goes off during jummah and the ladies start doing the booty bump during sujood…are you imagining it. are you. and then barack shows up to rap.
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